I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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