Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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