'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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