you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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