You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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