So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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