i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
