I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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