Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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