found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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