why didn't you poke me back
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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