i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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