Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
