I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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