i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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