But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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