if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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