We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she smelled like a LAN party
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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