how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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