Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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