I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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