I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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