Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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