I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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