Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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