The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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