But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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