nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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