Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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