dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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