There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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