Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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