He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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