Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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