doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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