Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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