He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I'm really busy with my period
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