matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
The ass gains better be worth it
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