Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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