I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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