I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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