If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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