her vagine was all disorganized.
i already hear my dad disowning me
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I currently don't understand fingers.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
