I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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