We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
