ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Drunk is not a location!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
