Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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