We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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