living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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