I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Randomize