It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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