Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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